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Alkaizer

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Huh

So I wasn't sure why Link could fly, or why he, being a Kokiri, didn't have the trademark short stature or pointed ears. Also, the thunder became a little predictable and as a rule of thumb, you're not supposed to have two "two epic swordsmen run at eachother and clash in a blinding light, and the slice doesn't appear for 5 seconds" scene in the same fight. :) It just isn't as cool. But aside from all that, I was just really impressed at what I was seeing from the very beginning, and let's face it, Nobuo Uematsu is a perfect choice for any epic battle. So good job.

LeviFolds responds:

thanks - i wasnt sure why link could fly either, lol . i guess his courage let him take off or something - and about the specifics of the slicing and shiyte, this battle sort of led itself

C'mon

Come on, people. This is a 3/5.00 submission, at the very least. Let's raise the score.

NathanButchart responds:

Yeah, man! Raise the damn score! You all can do it! Follow Alkaizer's lead!

Wow

Dude, I don't know what the Hell that was. It was like a really sloppy amalgamation of everything that kicked ass. But it kicked ass. It was short, sweet, and awesome to watch.

Corny?

A struggling musician meets a girl, finds that he likes her, and goes to meet her at a bar only to discover that she was the woman who has been being beaten every day right next door. Retarded Animal Babies is corny. This is not.

I Didn't Like It

The first few didn't even touch me. I cracked a smile in the Smith fight, and I chuckled once or twice during the Architect thing. Really, I just didn't see any comedy here.

Okay, except for "I'm just going to pretend like I understood that and...walk through this door." That was cute. And the "In Memory of the Wachowski Brothers' Credibility" was funny, too. I guess with LegendaryFrog involved, I expected a whooooole lot more laughter to come out of me

SWEET.

That was freakin' hilarious. And was that rock-out music from Megaman? I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

I Salute You

My throat is still tight as I type this. Yeah. That was one unbelievable flash, my friend, and I commend you. There are a lot of talented designers here who have an unbelievable eye for what makes people laugh, what makes people afraid, what makes people engrossed in action....but -very-, and I mean -very- few people who are capable, or even care to invoke the emotion and thought that your animation did. This is the side of war that no-one ever thinks about. This is the side of war that no-one ever chooses to care about.

To all you other fuckheads...

All I hear is horse-shit. The pain of an American girl isn't valid? A flash isn't worth watching unless it has tits and gunfire? Reflecting on History is uncool? Go watch High Tail Inn and Retarded Animal Babies. Go give those your perfect scores and your LOLZ!!111OMGF ROXORs. When you read "This Submission Is Appropriate For All Audience" in the rating column, don't even bother clicking.

Look at the nearest electrical socket and imagine it as a tiny screaming face. Now, try to unimagine it as a tiny screaming face. You can't. Merry Christmas.

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