Alkaizer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Romney Hate Black People]

I'm an Obama supporter (because in a dual-party system, you have to vote for either the shit-sandwich or the less soggy shit-sandwich), but as an active member of the process I still appreciate these parodies you're doing.

P.S. Calm down, I'm not calling Obama a shit sandwich. My point is that a democracy is supposed to provide representation (a voice) for the entire citizenry through the body politic. Gerrymandering and redistricting over the last 60 years, along with a weird dual-party system, has engineered it so that 85% of voting districts are pre-decided before the election. So we get two choices, and 15% of us actually decide which of those two choices the entire country will get stuck with. Sure you get Reps and the Senate, but those guys are elected based off of how often they can pander to their individual constituencies (like slapping riders on a bill that's guaranteed to pass the floor, despite the fact that it has nothing to do with said bill) at the expense of all taxpayers. Both sides do it, and the 99% "demonstrators" never even-

Shit, I just realized I'm talking politics on NG. *dives behind a dumpster*

[Toons These Days Ep: 10]

See, I think I actually prefer it when he's "interacting" more with his review, like the freakout at the beginning of this episode and the entire Motorcity bit. The individual talking points can kinda flow in and out of one another seamlessly, as opposed to ticking off issues he has with the show while tossing a different still up during each one.

Another TTD, another smile. Keep 'em coming. The short duration of each one insures that I won't get sick of them. ^_-

[Toons These Days: Ep 9]

Excellent review. Man. I hate that show.

Good flash this time, better than the last. Loved the Tropic Thunder splash, loved the scrolling list of stereotypes, and I thought the dialog was pretty thoughtful. You're actually beginning to win me over on the "totally cool dudes" argument, I've never seen so many examples of it standing side-by-side.

[Toons These Days: Ep 8]

I felt this sketch to be a little weaker than its predecessors. Not as much going on, not as many zingers in the comedy department; I would describe it as more "charming" than funny. Five days might be rushing it a little.

That having been said, my favorite part was the fake-out in the beginning.

[Toons These Days: Ep 7]

I could see that Dexter's Lab reference coming a mile away, and you nailed it. Funny stuff.

[Toons These Days: Ep 6]

Pretty funny. Though I'm not sure which is funnier... using Krillin as Ang or the fact that some of the reviewers are saying "Krillin is from dbz".

This episode felt a little weaker than the previous one, probably from general lack of animation (it was mostly stills). Still, lots of great cameos. Yen Sid as the Avatar was my favorite.

[Toons These Days: Ep 5]

Sonic the Hedgehog meets Hotwheels, but in Detroit. Great line.

Best animation of of the series up to this point.

Oh! Speaking of the Scottish guy from Samurai Jack... why not do Samurai Jack? It's no longer relevant, but people our age would love it. And Problem Solverz wasn't exactly cutting edge, anyways. I say go for it.

[Toons These Days: Ep 4]

Love Regular Show (ironically, for many of the same reasons I enjoy Adventure Time).

What I'm starting to see as my favorite part of these bits is when you describe characters from the dog's perspective, thus altering their appearance in some hilarious way. Then you use the new appearance in the rest of the flash. Good comedy.

[Toons These Days: Ep. 3]

Probably the best of the three pilot sketches. Liked the first pikachu crack.

Regarding Adventure Time, I actually adore the show. The dialog kills me. But for crying out loud, who cares what I or the author of this flash animation thinks about it? No need to get so worked up. This is Newgrounds, not Sean Hannity.

[Date Night]

Short, sweet and hilarious. He'd be proud, guys. :)

Honestly, I was worried that these would suffer in his absence, and people would keep voting 5 out of a well-deserved sense of loyalty. Well, I'm voting 5 here, but because it's what this flash deserves. Thanks for all your hard work. Thanks for keeping it alive and doing it justice. ^_-

To the guy who said Eddsworld is dead... Damn, really??